Bitcoin is Not nice (Made in Astana)

Bitcoin is Not nice (Made in Astana)

Bitcoin is Not nice (Made in Astana)

Laurence Warner

September 20, 2023

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Liner Notes

Promo single for climate + tech musical, currently called Snowflakes in SoCal

Thanksgiving event

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Dissing fossil-fueled crypto, Borat style

#NoMusicOnADeadPlanet

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Beat Produced by Blanq Beatz
Recorded by Matthew Large
Mixing by Calvin Marshall

Lyrics

Your Bitcoin

Made in Astana

From energy

Made in Astana

Your NFT

Made in Astana

Capital Astana, real Kazakhstaner


Your crypto

Made in Astana

Lit from coal

Made in Astana

But the Earth getting hot like a sauna

Made in the UK

But your carbon's

Made in Astana


You're a ledge in the LEZ

Whipping Tes off your Bitcoin plunder

Even E. knew Watts needed to fund a

Block on the chain: miner Made in China

Til Xi banned it, Kazakh stan'd it

They hardcore so we're screwed

Earth going to the moon

Like the dry Kazakh dune

Oil Baron take the mick

But you lot assume "is nice" there

But hear the truth


Net zero

Not

Made in Astana

Targets to

Not

Made in Astana

Borat 2

Not

Made in Astana


But your loot

Made in Astana

Sleazy deeds

Made in Astana

Bank man freed

Made in Astana

Richie MPs

Made in Astana

Ban BTC 'cos the carbon

Made in Astana


You're whale big

Putting that carb on credits

But you'll pay for it later like Klarna

End Times tryna buy water

With the cause of the degradation, devastation

Thames dried up, you're to blame then

I'll s-squash you for your

Big foot print

And your gang

Just for your lil' NFT gang

Blood, you'll send us all to the crypt


Crypt

#CryptoGratiaCrypt, crypto gratia

Crypto made in Astana

Crypto gratia crypto, just for the hell of it dough

Made in Astana

PoW a prison, ties us up to emissions

Made in Astana

So ban Bitcoin quick, cos the footprint big

Made in Astana


No more music if we send this planet to the crypt

Go tell your grandma

#NoMusicOnADeadPlanet